Hola! Time for another round of Sims :3
Last time Mercedez grew to a young adult Husky-Shepard thing, Xavier aged into a teen, Yohan aged into a child, and Whitlea was born and aged into a toddler. Xavier met an alien teen named Lesley B-67 and asked her to prom, winning the title of Prom King and so on. The parents returned from their very brief vacation. Continuing::
This kind of creeped me out. Not the best thing to come back to.
When Zhalee returned, her LTW was wiped out and we have to start back at 0 again :l ARGH
But on the bright side, all of the wishes were also wiped out, so we can forget about LeFromage art school -_- I don’t really want to send Xavier away anyway
Zhalee: They will never see me. I blend with the light pole.
Zhalee: This is so weird! I’ve never dug in the trash of my clients before!
According to your LTW, you’ve never had clients before this one
Maddie: I WILL BE AS WHITE AS THE UNRENDERED DOG HOUSES
*No change whatsoever*
Gregorio’s granddaughter aged into a child that day as well.
This is why I do not approve of incest.
Xavier: Jealous of my camo-boxers? I can shake it
Well actually I was going to comment on the new additions in the corner, but okay
New additions include: Spongebob computer (CC), Desk, Ergonomic chair, stack of books (CC), Towel, cup of pencils, and shelf of knickknacks.
Zhalee: I’ve hacked into so many websites for other cases. This is the first one with naked men on the site ._.
The gnomes are getting old! D:
I see a huge meteorite somewhere behind you!
Yohan: I HATE RUNNING. I IZ GRUMPY.
Yohan: Oh, this’ll pay for a videogaming system. I’m happy now. Temporarily.
Make up your mind -__-
I went looking for Xavier’s favorite extraterrestry and found her protesting outside of city hall! Why are all the protesters women?
Lesley and other ladies chant: MEN ARE SQUIDS! THEY NEED TO BE RID!
Yohan: It isn’t criminal to be synchronized sign waving.
But it should be.
Xavier & Lesley: DOWN WITH THE SPINELESS POLITICIANS!
Aww. Her attempts at smiling.
Even from here you can see Xavier’s smiley cheeks :3
Gregorio’s best friend Wayne Barbee called earlier and asked if he could bring his kids over for a playdate. Why not? Yohan is getting too intelligent with all this protesting
Maddie: *digitally crashing*
Yohan: There are dirty plates all over the house. You can’t come in!
Keri: I no like you.
We’re finally nearing the end of our first case as we approach our client and the blurry theatre
Zhalee: *dramatically* Mr. Dockery…I’m afraid I have bad news…
Zhalee: The crazy fan that is ruining your career…is you.
Jake Dockery: !!!!!!!!!!!
The case info said he had double personalities o.O
Yohan: Let’s play tag! There’s plenty of room between here and the door!
I checked on the wine. Turns out that crappy stuff gets better with age X)
Gregorio: I’ve been split in all the wrong places
Yohan: I’m not going back out there! Keri will see me! *mumble mumble*
X( AWWW DAMMIT.
He took every single one of them! It was only Chariot that was neglected!
Mercedez was digging something up the moment that he arrived! >.< Now I’ll never know what was in there! …or have the dogs again
Xavier: Hold, must do fanservice *pose*
Xavier: Now. I despise YOU! You took my dogs!
Social worker: Do you even know what breeds they were?
Xavier: ……..Idk, mixed!
Sigh. There he goes with all three of them.
I tried to follow them with the map but they disappeared o_o
Looks like they’re up for adoption. I tried to get one of them back but they said no X_X
He is pooing red gems
Gregorio: blegablegaghfdamnghff! Yuck! XAVIERRR!!
Gregorio: YES! I taught him so well!
Xavier be workin’ on his sculptin’ness
Xavier: MUST POUNCE SUMOAR WITH HAMMER & CHISEL
Xavier: I shall name you Chairinator.
It was worth 27$ X)
Looks who’s also here! Lesley is back from work and her mother Trax has tagged along!
Trax is a 1-star celebrity.
Trax: You are the fleshy my daughter-unit is dating?
Lesley: Oh hoho!
Lesley: I miss home! *cries acidic tears that melt the grass*
Xavier: Here’s a present for our 3-day anniversary! It’s a spacerock!
Lesley: Oh my! It reminds me of home!
*Lesley reveals trait ‘Loves the Outdoors’*
*Lesley’s little sister Siony be trollin’*
Siony: Trollolololo FEED HIM PIG GUTS!
Methinks this be a good idea. If it doesn’t come out as a boy.
*Long-needed Whitlea spam*
Gregorio: YAY! You learned how to walk in less than a day! Now I get to sleep again >=)
The two went out to eat
Only to have this guy come a few minutes in..
Gregorio: What the hell! Why didn’t you duck behind the plants like I taught you!
Xavier: Your arm is in the wall.
Gregorio: THAT’S NOT POINT RIGHT NOW!
Zhalee: Promotions make me so emotional right now!
Case 2/35 completed
Redcliffs Unnamed Newspaper (RUN): Zhalee Rolex has been demoted in celebrity level. She is now ZERO LEVEL! Take that bish!
I feel like there aren’t many photogenic opportunities for Whitlea as a toddler. Good thing her birthday is soon
Here’s our client for case #3, Ravenn Scales! She was one of Gregorio’s ex’s. I moved her along ‘cause she’s a friend of mine’s simself X)
Zhalee: Ohmygod. You’re the wife of a vampire celebrity. I am JEALOUS.
Yohan: ANGRY AT NEW TV.
Yohan: Oh, hello father. You won’t be taller than me for long
You don’t have the Evil trait but you’re turning out that way…O_O
Trax: I’d like you, but you’re too Good.
Zhalee: I can see the Evil radiating off of your sickly green skin. Oh but you’re pretty :3
Trax: What a fleshy you are –__–
Trax: Damn RUN! They took away my celebrity star level!
Zhalee: Mine too!
I don’t understand what’s happening to all the celebs in this town –.–
Eep. NPC jam.
I just found out how to make the pictures bigger on the camera.
Too bad I found out before I took all these pictures And how come I can’t arrange them in a column? It’s not like they take up that much space..
Yohan: I must have all the jewels in the world…that is the only way I’ll be happy…Zzzzz
Xavier: Yeah. I only needed an IF that eventually got deleted.
Look. He/She/It got in the way of the cake! What else was I supposed to do? -_-
Xavier: Only Lesley can fill the void
Later Zhalee made attempts at bonding with Whitlea.
Whit: GET ME OUTTA HERE! I’M TIRED!
Zhalee: “I don’t like green eggs and ham”,he said. “I don’t like that Sam I Am.”
Whit: *cough* Must not inhale armpit stink!
Zhalee: And then a BIG meteorite crashed in the pool and killed Sam I Am! “Would you like black eggs and ham?” His ghost would ask.
The story has turned morbid
Yohan: I see you seeing me.
Ravenn: Hello. Don’t stare at that thing in my hand. Yes its there. Have you finished the case?
Zhalee: All of the votes against you were dead people!
Zhalee: *stakeout mode inconspicuously*
Yohan: GET ON THE BUS! I WANT TO GET THIS FIELD TRIP MOVING!
Are you being gentlemanly and running behind them on purpose?
Yohan: *pant pant*
Yohan: Can we take a different route? …I think something bit me
NOOOOOO! We lost all that progress at (*). Argh. That made me really angry. All the game did was stop for a split second. This hasn’t happened in a while and now…>_<
Anyway so I installed the Overwatch Mod…I suppose this is SUPPOSED to happen?
Either way my game crashed 2 more times, and they were both when Whitlea was at her cake. I realized that the two new immigrants were probably the problem. I deleted them and have been taking cautious save-every-2-minutes steps. So far so good.
Zhalee: Blow Whit, blow!
…o_o Idk where he came from
Nothing completes a birthday more than derps and deformities
The first time we managed to roll before it crashed, she rolled Equestrian. So I picked it for her again.
Whitlea: You call this a birthday? Where’s my pony!?
Zhalee: I think I’m still on pets probation
Here’s Whit’s make over.
Whitlea: Hmm…I have rolled a wish to wash the dishes…maybe that’ll get my pony faster!
Here’s her room all made over. Includes: Rug (CC), Turtle blocks thingy, hamper, cross (CC; I just like having it around so much. Sue me, I’m catholic ), China dresser, shrub in a cup, iPod radio, mountain painting (CC), and bed.
Afterwards I sent Gregorio and Xavier off to France for male bonding (their relationship was on the rocks). Plus, Xavier had gotten an opportunity to interview someone in France. Except, that was before the crashes. >_<
I’m just going to give you a nice run-through, since travel photos get boring eventually
Gregorio: GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Pervy dude with glasses: NEVERR
(If you couldn’t tell, it was the guys fishing for frogs)
I can’t believe these are still here –__–
Why the hell are there lightening traps in a library!?
Anyway, that’s as far as I’ve gotten in France.
I leave you with this picture of Lesley attractively bawling again.
He just had to leave! Lesley felt a bomb taken to her 6-chambered heart. He had called from his first day in France, but no messages came now. She was left alone, left to fare the harsh school halls alone with her alien brother Fredix. There was no one to protect them from pointing and laughing and scurries of fright from such a disciplined Sim. She felt her whole life fall apart without him.
“Oh Xavier, please return ASAP!”
Let’s hope so, if the crashes don’t attack again Thanks for reading!