Rolex Legacy 2.2

Hola! Last time Whitlea joined the Rider career, entered a race, and got engaged and married! And good news!

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Look whose back! :D:D They came from an alternate save file of the Rolex town where Daisy’s hair mysteriously changed to one of the Egyptian style. I was too lazy to change it.

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Alternate Yohan and Daisy also had a child named Adrianne! Yay!

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Unfortunately they are still not a part of the family tree, so I had Whitlea go over and meet them.

Daisy: I AM MUSCLE MAN! GRR!

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Whitlea: Ohmy! I’m married!

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Whitlea: Hi sir! Who are you?

Yohan: WHATSITTOYA?? Jk, my name is Yohan Rolex.

Whitlea: Weird! That’s my last name too!

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Whitlea: Coolio. We have something in common.

Daisy: Boo! Get the similar looking chick away from my husband!

They got married in the alternate file :3

Afterwards, I sent Whit and Virgil to France for their honeymoon! First thing Virgil does:

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Virgil: Ooo-UMPH. LOOK at that hand. Isn’t it the sexiest hand you’ve ever seen?

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I let the two autonomously do their thang. It quickly escalated to this.

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Explorer: IT’S WHITLEA ROLEX OMG!

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Afterwards the two autonomously went from kissing to a game of catch!

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Virgil: No! My ball!

Don’t worry, you have one more left.

Virgil: You went there >.>

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Whitlea: I got it! I got it! I got it!

*SMACK*

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I love how much faster my game goes when they go on vacation. There’s NO lag at all. Man, this must be how others feel without lag! 😮

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Virgil: Hey now, save that for later 😉

I believe she’s stuck, Virgil, not bending for other reasons.

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I sent them fishing for crocodiles.

Really Virgil? Do you need to be THAT close to her that you need to fish through her stomach??

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Virgil: When do you think we should start having kids?

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Virgil: I want to plant my seed in you!

Whitlea: If we weren’t married, that sentence would be extremely creepy.

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Virgil: *sigh* Look at this stupid thing! I caught a GOLDFISH! Yuck!

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Virgil: There you go! Now we can cook sushi tonight!

Whitlea: I haven’t caught ANYTHING yet. 😥

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Whitlea: I’m the bestttt! Top quality minnow right here!

Virgil: It’s great, Whit..

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So after a few sim hours I realized that you could only catch crocodiles in Egypt. *fail*

This is the first time paparazzi has paid attention to my active sims! 😮

Virgil: Come jam with me ‘razzi!

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Whitlea: Why are you touching me? STOP TOUCHING ME!

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Guy: OMG. It’s Whitlea Rolex. If I look at these pots, she’ll never see me looking at her.

Whitlea: Why is this guy staring at me…

I’m convinced that my lag problem is why they’re only treated as real celebrities in France.

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So I left them to their own devices the rest of the night, and they kept doing romantic interactions. I thought it was pretty cute, especially the “Frisky” one 😛 tickling should be its own interaction! Unfortunately the two couldn’t woohoo in anything in the area, so they kept going back and forth all lovey-dovey.

Without me! o_o I’m so not use to unlaggyness.

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Virgil: I’d like to moonwalk on your undiscovered areas 😉

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Paparazzi: I got the kiss! Yes!

I thought the paparazzi following them everywhere was endearing, but it got creepy.

You’ll see why soon.

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And now, their superextravagent French cuisine dinner! Jam and juice.

Whitlea: I left my toothbrush at home! Looks like I’m using my finger tonight.

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Virgil: We make babies nao?

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Paparazzi: I know where you two are going. I’m SUSPICIOUS.

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Virgil: We’re just going to bed, GOD! Leave us alone!

Paparazzi: Yeah, you’re going to “bed” alright.

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They did it on their own! 😮

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CREEPER.

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Paparazzi: Ah I see, so when she does that, put your leg over–

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WHAT THE FRAZZ.

THEY WERE IN THEIR PRIVATE ROOM.

Stupid paparazzo.

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I’m so not used to the game going so fast. I couldn’t get him to the toilet fast enough.

Virgil: Great! Now I’m going to be accused of Public woohoo and public peeing!

‘Twas true, unfortunately.

NOWHERE IS SAFE >.> Not even base camp!

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Whitlea: This is how I use my arms during woohoo!

I don’t need to know that, Whit.

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Whitlea: Ish foundsh ush tooshbrush. Wash insh thish strangsher’s housh!

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Virgil found us a beetle! ‘Tis marks the end of their uneventful honeymoon. They made some nectar too, but I failed to take pictures. Apparently they brought so much that I had to buy a second wine box.

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Whit and Volvo got first place in Cross-Country! 😀 700$/30,000$!

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And looook! Yohan is back on the tree!

I wish Xavier hadn’t had kids so early. Their ages are spiked compared to the rest of Gen. 3.

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WHATS ZIS?! Zhalee imposter!

Zhalee Imposter: I hear you like to check sinks.

Zhalee: Perhaps. Do you have a sink I could wash my hands in three times?

Zhalee Imposter: No…but I have a closet.

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Digger (our super neglected dog) dug up this huge space rock! 😀

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She’s getting that 4-hr work out opportunity almost all the time now and I’m bored watching her do jumping jacks in front of the TV. But her jogging is just as slow ._.

Whitlea: One hour and I’m still in front of the house! YES! RECORD!

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The France trip must’ve brought back the paparazzi! :O they’re everywhere now!

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Lesley: I cannot believe this! How do you forget the quantum formula of relative proportions in a vacuum of space!?

Xavier: …Space travel is for aliens!

Lesley: That’s half your family husband-unit! D:<

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Zhalee: I see…she’s running to the bathroom. That means grandchildren!

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Whitlea: It could also mean I need to PEE!!

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Or a little bit of both.

(Also; AIRPLANE! :D)

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Whitlea: Disgusting! Get that camera out of my face!

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That spot on the ground must be reeeeally gross now.

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Gregorio: Must rush to room! Rush rush rush! Oh hey Digger!

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Virgil: What I miss?!

Grimmy, you’re in the wrong room.

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I feel bad. Everyone looks so sad 😥

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Grimmy: Come ‘ere you!

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Grimmy: See that spot on the ceiling? GO GET IT.

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Whitlea: Oh Digger!…I wish you hadn’t died in my room!

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For a dog that kept growling at them, they’re preeeeetty sad about its death.

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Paparazzi: Just a liiiiiittle bit closer and I can get her tattoo!

Whitlea: Well God, you might as well. You’re already stepping on my feet.

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More night sickness!

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Ask to Leave Home?? Zhalee, that’s too dramatic!

Virgil: I just wanted to use the toilet!

Zhalee: The bathroom is my home!!

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Yay! She finally popped! Took a few hours for the lag to catch up again -_-

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Intermission brought to you buy man playing for tips in front of City Hall in pajamas.

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Volvo: You have babies!? NOH! I NO APPROVE! I WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR BABIES!

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Whitlea: YOU DIED ON MY CARPETTT!

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Whitlea: Gotta burn off that baby fat!

-.- As if you’ve gotten the bump yet.

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Gregorio: *laser beams of unpregnant-ness*

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Whitlea: *cough* There’s a big scary fuzzy pink monster behind me!

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Whitlea: See this chair here? It is a moon. Which has peed in the spot below me.

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Whitlea: I am standing in moon pee juice.

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Whitlea: oh—OW! That hurt FETUS!

Gregorio: Oh joy you gave it a name!

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Gregorio: OH NO! THE MOON FLUID WAS SUCKED INTO YOUR FETUS!!

Whitlea: That sounded as equally gross!

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*Smack table* DAMN IT. I had the best name for a girl starting with V. Now I have to wait.

Also, Vlad rolled clumsy. He likes Yellow, Tofu Burgers, and Kids music.

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Whitlea: I’mma smile, YUP, 2 sim hours of labor is NOT painful!

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Whitlea: Hey, you didn’t just have a baby. Go make me pancakes.

Virgil: For the baby?

Whitlea: No, for the moon pee juices. YES FOR ME!!

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I leave you with Vlad’s first and only moodlet as of now!

Vlad: WOW! That dirty plate really brings this room together!

Thanks for reading! 😀

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3 comments
  1. I loled through out all this chapter!

    “OH NO! THE MOON FLUID WAS SUCKED INTO YOUR FETUS!!” LOLOLOLOLLOL

  2. Madcapp said:

    Hurray! Yohan and Daisy!

    Tickling, yes. They had it in TS2 and it was adorable! They should have it again.

    Zhalee’s home bathroom. LMAO Poor Virgil.

    I hear you on the lag. I see videos other people put up and it’s amazing that it actually runs smoothly. I get jealous.

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