Hi guys! I finished my pokemon fanfic of 200k words and now I’m totally dedicated on Sims! 😀 Let’s go! Last time Zhalee and Gregorio died, Vavony was born and is now a toddler, and Vlad grew into a child. Continuing::
Hey! I just told you to go to bed! Why are you still up?
Vlad: You’re not my mommy! NEH!
Oh, and here’s Yohan’s second kid, Toby! I’m so jealous, Yohan has the most varied children! D:
Speaking of children, this would be #3 😀
Vlad’s IF, Pat, grew up on the porch.
Pat: My superhero name will be PATBAT!
Vlad: Excuse me? Sir! Sir! Excuse me sir! Sir! Sirrrr!
Vlad: Does your rainbow truck utilize hydraulic fuel to conserve the precious environment of Redcliffs?
: Pick a flavor or GTFO.
Vlad: I want THAT ONE!
Vlad: Me and my lightsaber will save the world together!
Impossible. Cowboys and aliens aren’t allowed to be together!
Vlad: Uh-huh! That movie Cowboys vs. Aliens said so!
Where are you…
Vlad: I must run away to enjoy the sweet nectar of my lightsaber.
I followed him to check out the future teens since I’ve been stuck on that lot for a while, and lo behold!
Hope Melvin: Drat, I’ve been spotted!
Hope: He’s behind meeeee…
Vlad: NEW FRIENDDDDD.
Hope: Hey, you’re uncle Virgil’s son! So you’re my cousin!
Vlad: Cousin?? How am I related to a blue haired weirdo like her!?
To be fair, you’re a red haired banana dressed cowboy.
Kizzy Bunn’s mother called Whitlea and asked for a playdate. Vlad beat her to it!
Vlad: Hi Kizzy! You look normal!
Vlad: I hear our school doesn’t recycle music sheets? Isn’t that terrible?!
Kizzy: Well…I dunno man, I’m just into the music….
Vlad: Yeah, this isn’t going to work out.
This is where Vavony is having her birthday. Appropriate for a child to have a birthday at a Poolside club? X)
Half the guest list were children.
Muscle kid: I have an idea…You stand there in your underwear, and I laugh! HAHAHAHA!
Vlad: I’m not in my—what the—NO! It’s a bathing suit!…Speedo!
Xavier: Hey Virgil—
Virgil: Hahaha look at you! You’re wearing slacks to a pool party! Dork!
Xavier: Ah, I remember you now, Virgil >.>.
Whitlea: There’s a huge caterpillar on your face, bro.
Xavier: It’s—I’m not—ugh.
Vavony: Hehehe Uncle Xavier looks funny…
Whitlea: That’s it Vav! Don’t forget to wish!
I heard screaming and started fan gushing! XD YOHAN IS HEREEE!
Yohan: OMFG WHY DID THAT KID BEAT ME AT TABLE GAMES!?
…Not an ideal scene to grow up in, but uh, okay! 😀
Vavony: I’m so smart that I can determine genders just by staring at crotches.
Vavony rolled Genius.
Vavony: I know the gender of my new sibling! It’s a—
No spoilers Vav! >.>
Adrianne: Move your fuzzy butt dad, I want some CAKE!
Why is Yohan so fuzzy…?
Vavony: No, not in front of the cake!
Don’t worry, we’re on the beach. It’s one big litter box! 😀
Aaaand a burgular decides to strike while everyone is still at the beach!
Homeland security, right there.
Gregorio: Sir Noise Maker, ACTIVATE!
Burglar: Foiled again!
Here’s Vavony’s room, which used to be Yohan’s.
Virgil: I never noticed how pretty this wall is back here.
Whitlea: GET THE TRUCK!!
Doctor: Mrs. Rolex, we’re ready for you now.
Whitlea: Hold on, my idiot husband is still trying to hail a taxi.
Welcome Ulmanac Rolex! He rolled Slob and gained the family trait Neurotic, and likes Songwriter, Cobbler, and the color Red.
Whitlea: You’re disappointed.
Why do you say that?
Whitlea: It’s a boy.
Vavony: Under…attack…MAYDAY MAYDAY…
Vavony: The Z’s have won…
Vavony: I have an idea…I’m going to go to boarding school!
Vavony: Just not LeFromage Art School…oh god not there…
Vlad: Let it rule that Patbat will head the recovery of trees and the cremation of living politicians..
Vlad: PAT, go somewhere! I’m trying to do my homework!
Pat: Homework is evil. Listen to me Vlad, burn it! BURN IT!
Pat: You’re not going to make me real!?
Vlad: I didn’t say that.
Pat: You were thinking it!
Pat: SHUT IT UP!!
Vlad: Keep it up Ulmanac, maybe now Pat will leave me alone!
Pat: Hey! Patbat heard that! D:
Vavony: Bye everyone! I’m off to Smuggsworth Prep School!
Bye Vav! :3 The house is getting too cluttered anyway, and I think she may be a Whitlea clone. Sending her off will be okay 😛
Vlad: The teacher forced me on a field trip and left me here.
Aww, its okay Vladdy! I’ll stay with you. Look, there’s a friend behind you!
Vlad: Hey there! Take a ride on my arm!
Vlad: I’m going to name you Lotus! 🙂
It’s the first bird I’ve found on my own 😀
Vlad: Dad, put down the larvae and read me a bedtime story!
Whitlea: Brush brush…Volvo, look! It’s mom!
Zhalee: To the dartboard…….
Virgil put him in the wrong bed! D:
Yeah, she only visited for the dartboard -.-
Adrianne: BE MY GRANDPA!
Everyone continued to be stuck on the porch and couldn’t reach upstairs where the party was supposed to be. I have to change the stairs -.-
It’s not a party unless someone dies! It sounds morbid now.
Ulmanac is now a toddler. He has Virgil’s hair and looks exactly like Whitlea as a toddler, only he’s a boy.
:O Evil IF used Confuse Ray on Vlad!
Pat: Do de doo just standing here idly da da da
Vlad: I can’t get out of bed! D:
Also, around this time I lowered all my graphic settings. The game plays much faster on another save file, but the Rolex’s are helplessly freezing still. I apologize for the terribly low graphic pictures D:
School problems. Everyone congests at the door and even when I send him off early, the school bus gets stuck in his queue and I can’t delete it. He has to run all the way back home to get to school -.-
Also, EAGLE IN BACKGROUND!…But it wouldn’t let me catch it D:
And a babysitter that actually does her job! :O Not bad for an evil soldier of Virgil’s army.
Yes, I am pleased with your performance. But you’re going to fail me later, I know it.
Randomly in the corner: *+2210§*
Ulmanac: Muhahaha…Yes Sam I Am, force him the green eggs and ham! Muhahaha..!
He’s not Evil, but the hand gestures could’ve fooled me.
Kizzy Bunn: Hi…?
Vlad: Hi. I’m going to marry you one day!
Even in low graphics I guess the Sims still look pretty good. I’ve seen worse quality.
Ulmanac: *cute end-of-the-world pout*
Ulmanac: What’s that thing in my talk bubble? A purple paddle? A flag? A…Oh, a toothbrush!
Kid’s crazy, I tell ya.
Vlad: Pat, you’re so clear in my fuzzy bubble!
It’s nice to know that Whitlea can finally get back on her horse. Ever since she’s been pregnant she hasn’t been able to ride and get her LTW out of the way.
Yeah! Tell that formidable wall whose boss! 😛
Whitlea: Can’t see, can’t see!
Heroic pose? Eh, if you say so.
Whitlea: Give me a sword, I’ll show you!
No, we’d be endangering Volvo.
Volvo: *sigh of relief*
I feel bad, I forgot to plan a birthday for Vlad :l
Vlad: It’s okay, I have the grass and the plants for company.
Vlad: What do I wish for? A good trait, and a better wardrobe!
Aww…and he’s a male Whitlea.
Vlad: GET ME OUT OF THIS SWEATER.
And he gets a boring trait too! D: Boo! Darn the education system and the morning clog!
Here’s how he turned out after a quick meeting with the mirror.
Vlad: I should join the LMFAO dancers!
Meanwhile, Ulmanac happens.
Vlad: I didn’t do it!
Lotus: Do you like butterflies? I like butterflies. Butterflies.
Pat: Shut UP! AGH!
I think Patbat has anger management issues. And the insane trait. The rainbow gem hunt continues!
Kizzy: MMmmm…I like what I’m seeing.
Vlad: Vavony, that’s trash! Come home now and grow up cake-style!
Kizzy: Hey, so I thought about it, and I want to help you save the world!
Vlad: Cool! And here I thought I had to contact the moon spirits.
Kizzy: Just nod and stare into his eyes, stare into his eyes…
Whitlea: Volvo, you’re so awesome I could eat you up with carrots on the side!
It’s hard to have them hang out when they have a curfew D:
Vlad: I have an imaginary friend named Patbat!
Guess whose home? 😀
VAVONY! Unfortunately she is a Whitlea clone. Therefore I’m discluding her from the heir race. Sorry Vav!
Vlad: Damn Vav, you’re suddenly hot! Is that what snooty prep school does to you?
Vlad: Now I want to go!
Vavony: I left as a nerd and came back smoking hot. I’m afraid they can do nothing with…that.
Pat: Burny burny buuuuuuuuurn!
Let’s end on a happy note! But we’re not ending yet!
Let’s stay happy and say goodbye to Digger #2. Bye Digger! The last thing he had dug up I believe was a snake skin, but the most valuable thing he had found was a Soulpeace.
So prom is coming up very very soon, and I had already picked a guy for Vav, but she had rolled to know some guy’s sign, so…I guess she wins this round.
I guess we’ll stop here, since Vavony was a freaking toddler at the beginning of the chapter.
Thomas: Its our class president! EHEHEHEHE!
Vavony: You know what? I still want to go to prom with him.
Maybe next time, Vav. Thanks for reading! ^_^