Rolex Legacy 2.6

Hey everyone! 😀

Still no luck on the new laptop that can play Sims. Good news though—I got a 4.1 last quarter, which means my parents promise to get me an alienware! 😀 I’m hoping they’ll get it on Black Friday or for my Christmas gift. Either is fine with me. No Seasons or Supernatural tho D:

And good news! This update is brought to you by Nraas Porter, who moved the Rolex’s to Starlight Shores on a completely vanilla game. It’s playable now on every lowest setting possible, but it’ll just be a little less exciting.

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I couldn’t fit a 60×60 lot anywhere, so I had to go with the second largest. Vlad and his dad lost their custom hairs, and Ulmanac needs to be aged up again.

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New house tour!

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Front, complete with attempted greenery,

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Hall straight through door leading to commons room,

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Easel & Fishtank greeting you at the door,

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Aaaand more down the intro hallway,

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On the left section is TV, music, drafting table,

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Then down the left hall are two very tiny bedrooms which I’ll fix eventually,

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Sucky bedroom number 1! Future heir will sleep here. I can’t decide between Vlad and Ulmanac so Vlad will sleep here for now. (Vavony is out of the race because she’s a Whitlea clone.)

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Here’s the second room next door, further down is the bathroom door.

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Bathroom.

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Camera began looking fish-glassy around here, so here’s the kitchen and Ulmanac’s totally useless crib,

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On the right side of the commons room is a study-ish place, which would’ve been complete if I could afford a computer. But it’s not the same without the Spongebob computer D:

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Here’s the second bathroom, which is connected to the master bedroom.

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The master bedroom is so drab and empty right now. I’ll try filling it with clutter later.

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Outside of the house is where our horse is staying…whose name I can’t remember. There’s not enough room to make a course, either. Sigh.

/end tour

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Virgil: I live to serve the face-one army!

I’m getting rid of you somehow, I swear.

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Vavony: Wasn’t it a great idea to move?

Vlad: Uh, no…I lost my girlfriend!

Vavony: She was way too hot for you in the first place >.>

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No more kids you two! D:

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Alright, time to age Ulmanac up for the eleventeenth time.

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Ulmanac: I want two dogs and two cats and two horses and I want to shove them all into one room and make them make love!

…Disturbing. I’m sure that’s not what your new Animal Lover trait meant.

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Pink car just for you, Vav.

Vavony: Why can’t we drive faster?!

Virgil: You have to get to Level 2 first!

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Vlad met one of the only teenage girls in this town at the park.

Girl: SHOW ME YOUR JEWELS

Can’t you ever find someone sane, Vlad?

Vlad: She’s like an artist’s palette! A different variety of flavors in one person!

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Whitlea: HELP! There are hormonal teens in the way of the golf course!!

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On the other hand, Whit found a new bird to replace T-Bird! 😀

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Whitlea: Weird, T-Bird was a Cockatoo too!

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Cruel family members left Ulmanac to eat his birthday cake alone D:

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I’ll watch ya, Ulmanac.

Ulmanac: No! I’m mad at you! >.< Go away!

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Volvo: Ello.

…..

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Volvo: PEEKABOO!

I’m not sure how he was able to fit through that small window, but he couldn’t get out of the house and had to be teleported out.

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Welp, time to see how Porter treated the rest of the family!

Yohan’s two youngest of three kids, Clara and Toby.

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And Yohan’s oldest, Adrianne. Ahh, I am so adding her to the heir race. This generation has such a mundane pile of kids.

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8 levels of riding and you’re still mounting backwards, I see.

Whitlea: I can see the ocean from here!

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Volvo started acting like a cat after winning 1st place in an international competition.

Volvo: NYAH NYAH NYAAAAH!

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And Virgil can gain guitar points while sleeping……convenient?

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We found Yohan at a Simfest!

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Whitlea: We should take the town and PUSH IT somewhere else!

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Yohan: I heard Xavier sniffs horse butts for fun kekekekeke

Whitlea: :OOOO No wayyy!

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Love these two *_*

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We adopted a female puppy and named her Digger #3. She’s the cutest of all Diggers so far :3

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Seeeeeee? :3

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Zhalee comes to visit after I find the graves in the Mausoleum.

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Zhalee: Wish I had all these fancy doodads when I was alive!

Gregorio: I’m going to read this erotic book I never got to finish!

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Yay for autonomous skilling 😀 Almost, anyway. Virgil went to the table all by himself to draw a picture.

Whitlea: BURN! BURN! CALORIES! BURN! MUST GET IN SHAPE TO LOOK HOTTER THAN MY DAUGHTER!!

Virgil: 😉

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Vanilla town meets new randomized family. I’m interested to see which of the daughters Vlad takes interest in. Either Brandi,
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Or Esmeralda, who I’m really really hoping he’ll pick XD

*rolls wish to ask sign*

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Vlad: Hi! What’s your sign pretty lady?

Emeralda: Ahh I don’t know. Scorpio? *Reveals Trait: Hopeless Romantic*

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Brandi: Yo orange, we have a visitin’ fee. We need the money to pay for things off the side, get me?

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Vlad: Of course I’ll give you money! I’ll even give you Plutonium for a decent nosejob!’

Brandi: SCOREEEEE!

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Vlad: So Esmeralda, I’m new to this town too—

Brandi: SNORE!! Quit puttin’ the moves on my sistah orange!

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Esmeralda: Yeah, get out. You bore me.

Aww sorry Vlad 😥

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In the bunk of the night…Virgil that’s the wrong freaking bunk.

Virgil: Take the mixer and add 2 cinder blocks, flower, and a cracked egg. Mix for two minutes until crusty. Now you’ll have two gucky dangerous cinderblocks to throw at the paparazzi!

Ulmanac: *gains Cooking skill point*

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Welp, looks like the two “men” of the house are sleeping together tonight.

Everything about that sentence was wrong.

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Vavony: Guess mother is sleeping with me tonight?

Yep. Sorry Vav.

Whitlea: That leaf I found will promote me as head buck rider…all the other broncos will be uber jelly…..

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Vavony: GLARF! Eew Granddad! Get your ectoplasmic ass out of here!

Gregorio: T_T

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I love the new Birthday parties. Bring on the free food!

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Daisy: THE LOBSTER COMPELS YOU.

Adrianne: YUCK. How dare you consider me for the heir poll!

But Adrianne, I love you D’:

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It’s Virgil’s elder Birthday. Came pretty quick, considering we’re only on the sixth chapter of Gen 2.

Virgil: I wish fo’ that fine mama ova there…

Whitlea: HEY!!

The attraction system is annoying for married/taken Sims. He keeps getting asked out my random attractive Sims.

Virgil: 😉

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Huh, apparently Virgil’s brother is the Emperor of Evil (hence red aura).

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Whitlea: OMFG WHO INVITED THE EVIL GUY HE’LL STEAL ALL MY COOL STUFF

You did, Whit.

Whitlea: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT HIS NAME IS CLOSE TO JEBULAR!!

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Toby Rolex (Yohan’s son): Your crotch SUCKS!

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Yohan: MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IS EEEEEEEEEEEEVILL!!

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Yohan: Oh hai there. Check out the sexy way I twirl my cane 😉

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This running away thing is getting really annoying.

Ulmanac: AHHHH! PUZZLE RUN AWAY FROM THE EEEEEEEEEEVILLL!!

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Clara (Yohan’s second daughter) stuck around to hang with Vlad…oh who am I kidding, she rather stay for the lobster.

Clara: The lobster smells really bad, but I rather hang with it than you.

Vlad: But I was a born salesman ._.

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Paparazzi: THIS IS SO EXCITING! WATCH HIM DO ALGEBRA! THIS IS FRONT PAGE WORTHY!

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More partying!

Ulmanac: Mother, bring forth the cream puffs and doth marcels!

Whitlea: Not now dear, I’m winning against the telemarketer!

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Hn, not bad. Custom skins make elders look less wrinkly. Hoorah!

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Yohan: Damn whippersnappers and your lonnnnggg and flouncy, golden wisp hair! Go jump in a shark tank!

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Vavony: Uck, Uncle Yohan! You’re so lame!

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Yohan: Oh yeah? Neener neener neeeeeeeeeeeeeenerrrrr!!

Aww :3 She has more of a daughter-father relationship with Yohan than she does with her real dad X)

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Ulmanac: OW! Why would you do that Digger number 3? I thought you loved me? YOU LOVED MEEEE!

For some reason I thought that the tackling interaction would be more of a cute tackle-hug thing.

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Later, Vlad managed to get Esmeralda away from her sister to go singing. Didn’t last long though,

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Vlad: Can I press the wee-woo button?

Police Officer: No! Don’t touch anything, hoodlum!

Stupid curfew.

Esmeralda: That outing was LEGENDARY!

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Whitlea: What the fudge wall!? You’re not the badass of the family! You’re not allowed to suavely break curfew!

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Vlad: I’m sorry wall! I was with a girl!

Can’t explain why they’re yelling across rooms, or why Vlad lost his hair.

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Virgil: Oh zip! What a horrifying screensaver!

Vlad pulled the computer prank, but it went away before I could snap a picture >.<

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This is the 3rd birthday in a row, and the next day is Vlad’s. No more parties D:

Ulmanac: I wish for a pretty girlfriend!

Oh don’t worry, she coming right now in the background!

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Boo, he’s a clone of his brother. Next generation needs to step it up!

Ulmanac: Frack, I’m a grump now!

Makes for an interesting teenhood. He adds Grumpy to Animal Lover, Slob, and Nuerotic.

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Ulmanac: *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

Vavony: OH GOD, MY BEAUTIFUL EYES. THEY BURNNN!

For some reason, I think it adds charm to his person. o_o

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Vlad brought this beauuuuutiful painting home from Art Club.

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Whit is always so photogenic ._.

Whitlea: Hey cameraman, I’m over here!

Volvo: Balls.

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Teens came home with trophies! But since they came to this town so late, they only could participate for a few days.

Vlad got the Art Club and Newspaper trophy!

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Vavony got the Drama and Debate club trophy!

Aww, I realize that Vav never got her prom night.

Vavony: It was my time to SHINE! *sniff*

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Ulmanac doing his homework is so monumental that Xavier’s half of the family came over to witness the event.

Lesley: Watch him add those fractions! Boo-yah unit!

Ulmanac: If you have 2 gallons of fuel left and there is an alien spaceship chasing you, should you A, run out of the car, B, swerve into the woods, or C, accept abduction? …THIS IS STUPID!!

Lesley: Obviously, as the answer is C.

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August: Hi! Can I have your pic—

UImanac: Sorry babe, no photos of the glutes in lowlight.

August: But it’s for the yearbook 😥

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Gregorio: Rock the shaved hair grandson! YEAH!

Vlad: Not to be rude but uh…GET OUT.

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Birthdays came around! Hooray! Heir poll soon!

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Vlad: OVER-EMOTIONAL!? When have I EVER been over emotional!? This trait is SO unfitting!

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Hell, Vavony is growing up tomorrow. Might as well lump her in too.

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Yikes, ugly hair.

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I like her with a more natural look than that blue eye-shadow thing she had going on previously.

Vavony: I ROCK! I rolled Natural Cook! I knew those burn waffles were flukes!

Riiiiight…

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Here! Have some crazy photos of Yohan’s daughter Adrianne. Whatever the hell she was doing.

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…You okay there?

Adrianne: CKCKCKCckckckckck!

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Adrianne: HALP CKCKCKCKCKCK

Toby: Nah, I’m good.

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Virgil: You know, just because your siblings are at baby-making age doesn’t mean you can do the dirty tango with just any dame.

Ulmanac: COUGH HACK oh gross dad! Don’t talk like that!

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Vlad: I DIDN’T DO IT.

It’s true. The perpetrator has yet to be found.

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Here, have some crazy cousins before we move to the poll!

Gen 3 Heir Poll

You have to choose between Ulmanac and Vlad, since they both have the same features (mostly) and I don’t want to be the stupid one making the decisions again.

If you choose Vlad: He’ll most likely move into the Journalism-biz and marry that Esmeralda girl.

If you choose Ulmanac: he’s got a cooler combination of traits at the moment, but his future career is bleak. His love interest could be August Woods, the girl who wanted to take his picture earlier. I had this whole cute storyline of the jerk-meets-librarian/nerd-type with those two. But then Ulmanac rolled a few wishes that could steal Esmeralda away from Vlad, so the stakes are still open.

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Ulmanac: Psssssssssst. Choose ME ;D

Thanks for reading! 😛

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