Rolex Legacy 3.0

Happy New Year! 😀 For this occasion, we have a super long chapter! Also because I got lazy and nothing is in sequence so hundreds of things happen at once. Yay for disorganization!

Continuing::

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Fall has come around! Virgil and Whit are having a race to see who can make the biggest pile.

Virgil won D:

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NOOOO!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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No no no no no noooo!

Whitlea: Hey now, what’s with the sparkles…?

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I hate to admit it, but Whitlea’s hair looks really good on her in ghost form.

Virgil: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?

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Grimmy: Wall, you are TERMINATED.

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Grimmy: Hey, did you know you have an awesome bathroom?

Whitlea: So I’ve been told.

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Everyone was torn up about Whit’s death…

I’m kind of surprised how short she lived. Zhalee lived to 2.3 and Whitlea only lived to 3.0. Maybe because I was moving faster through 3rd gen.

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Here lies Whitlea Rolex, our Generation 2 heir, who lived from chapters 1.8-3.0. She was Nuerotic, Excitable, Equestrian, a Great Kisser, and Lucky. She married her teen romance Virgil Melvin/Rolex, with no serious storyline since her siblings took most of the airtime. Her LTW was to reach level 10 of the riding skill and earn 40,000 in the Rider Career, but she was only able to complete half of that because after the move, the money was reset. I’d say she was a legendary rider until she started having kids, then she became just a legend. She had 3 children, Vlad, Vavony, and Ulmanac.

Hmm, Generation 2 was mostly one giant blur because of the lag, but I’d say she was pretty successful family-wise. Although, she was a little boring to play after she became an elder. I really didn’t have anything for her to do anymore except maybe paint.

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Virgil, you still have a job as a Pop Icon to get to.

Virgil: This is the last sandwich my wife ever made! I’m going to enjoy the damn thing even if I’m late to work!

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Ulmanac: Nothing works right without mom!

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Ulmanac: Lol Maria, I didn’t break the tub. It’s crying over my mom’s death.

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Esmeralda’s sister, Brandi, suspiciously showed up on the lawn. Naturally I yelled at Ulmanac to let her in because it’s FREEZING OUTSIDE! >.>

Ulmanac: *through mask* What’re you doin’ here, Brandi?

Brandi: Just in the neighborhood dogman 😉

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Brandi: I know you been readin’ ‘bout my sistah Esmeralda’s drama lately…

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Brandi: Ya gotsta give her a break. She messed up big time, dogman.

Ulmanac: Yeah, messing with that old fart got her the ugly name of gold digger.

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Ulmanac: I’M JUST SO HUNGRY!

Brandi: …….what?

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Yes, Ulmanac?

Ulmanac: I miss my mommy! Bring her back.

Neh, I hate having ghost sims around the house. It wasn’t even a minute into her death and Virgil wished to resurrect her.

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Speaking of Virgil, he was promoted and reached his LTW!…The same can’t be said for Whitlea.

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Upon the Fall Festival, Ulmanac expected a chilly day worthy of wrapping his arms around his newly aged girlfriend. When they went to share in a game of bobbing apples, they were both surprised to see one of Ulmanac’s old flames…

Ulmanac: Craaaaaaaaaaaaap….drama bomb.

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There wasn’t much talking when they were bobbing.

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Maria proved to be the cuter contender.

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Further proves that Maria wins best in show!

Esmeralda: *muffled* HEY

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The two were an unstoppable precision bobbing force!

Ulmanac: Are you going to be narrating like that the entire time?

Until the drama ends, the voice…keeps the story-telling trend?

By the way, Ulmanac won the apple bobbing contest.

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Esmeralda: H—hey there Ulmanac. Sorry about your mom…

Ulmanac: 😀

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Ulmanac: You really think stale white flowers will fix what’s between us? It doesn’t. And why now, huh? Because I’m vulnerable?

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Ulmanac: I’m not a stupid little boy anymore, Esmeralda! I can’t be strung around like plankton while you hang with the sharks!

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Esmeralda: What the hell! I don’t treat you like that!

(It’s a wonder how she caught that fishing metaphor)

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Ulmanac: Yeah, well I loved you and needed you to wait for me. Instead you went straight into someone else’s arms.

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Ulmanac: I don’t need you. I have Maria! She was there for me when you weren’t. And when I grew up, I waited for her. We have more in common than you and I do, Esmeralda. Maria shares my dreams! And I know she’d never love someone just for their money.

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Ulmanac: Ya know, like your sister Brandi. You’re kind of like her in that way.

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Oh, Ulmanac! If you wanted me to warn you about the drama you could’ve said so instead of doing this!

Ulmanac: I’ll be fine in 3 hours.

Darn haunted house gave me a heart attack o_o

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Ulmanac: Hey, I need to tell you this…I love you.

Maria: I love you too…!

…….AWWWWW…..I’ll go away now.

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Heyyyy a real alien!

Maria: Omagee are you real!? I’m certifiably insane so I wouldn’t know.

Sezzad Uzopac: I am as real as the bubonic plague, my dear lass-unit.

Maria: Green baby say what…?

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The feels never stop D:

Virgil: I miss you so much Whit…please come back.

Whitlea: We’re all waiting for you on the other side…

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Spooky day is right around the corner. Wish we had a kid to go tricker-treating with D:

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Ulmanac: This pumpkin is Esmeralda, and these guts are…well, her guts.

Eew dude.

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Esmeralda the pumpkin now guards the house.

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Cranky sims!

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More cranky sims!

Ulmanac: This isn’t the Esmeralda pumpkin, but daaamn do I want to smash it’s head in.

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Ulmanac: Maria, you’re wearing a swimsuit in my house. It’s time for you to move in with me.

Maria: Oh, okay. That makes sense.

No, it doesn’t! But say yes anyway!

She brought in 7000$, an 85000$ car, and a few books worth a good stack of simoleans.

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HOORAH! PUPPIES!

But there’s a costume party too!

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It’s not that original, Maria.

Maria: OHHHHH I know you all are hungry to see my sexy wintress costume! 😉

That’s not even..

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Virgil: Dammit, her costume is better than mine.

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Ulmanac: This scuba outfit isn’t waterproof!

That’s a disappointing feature.

Ulmanac: Tell me about it! Now I can’t swim with the dolphins!

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Vavony was there too. Couldn’t you be more original than a cheerleader outfit?

Vavony: I wanted to mock the girls who used to mock me! HMPH!

Fair enough.

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Hehe. Vlad’s a clown.

Vlad: Maria is still with you? Slap a wedding cake on that boiii, you aren’t goin’ find no one else.

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PUPPIES!

This is Tesla (left) and Abarth (right). I want to keep small dogs so unless Tesla is Mazda size when she grows up, she is pet-heir.

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Aww…that’s the first time I’ve had pets autonomously do that :3

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Two babies out, one baby in.

Maria: Muhahahahaha!

You’re scary ._.

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…And Virgil scars the puppies by being butt naked.

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Virgil: Oh..oh..OHHH! I LOVE THE FEEL OF LEAVES! UNF

GET SOME PANTS ON! AGH!

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Virgil: *sniff* I miss feeling the breeze through the leaf cracks.

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Maria: Ulmanac called his pumpkin Esmeralda. I’ll call mine Esmeralda too!

Why?

Maria: To rip her guts out and send it in a fake love letter.

…lovely.

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Ulmanac: Wait one second cray-cray, the secret to the krabby patty formula is in my pocket.

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Maria: Ohmahee really!? LET ME SEE!!

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Ulmanac: Okay I lied, it’s not the formula to an undersea burger. It’s the formula…

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Ulmanac: …to my heart.

(And here I am in the background losing all feels)

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Ulmanac: !?!?

Maria: Sorry Ulmanac, I wanted the krabby patty formula instead.

What the fudge crazy!? Mazda, after her lady parts!

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Mazda: *sniffs*

Good boy.

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We’re transitioning into a depressing winter now and the puppies are buried before sunrise D:

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Hn. This came faster then I planned.

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But I did plan to have them engaged by this point. What about you, Ulmanac?

Ulmanac: SHE’S LEAKING LIKE A BROKEN FAUCET! EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHEEEREE!

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Ulmanac: Welp, off to work then! Good luck Maria!

Maria: ASS!!

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Pity party sent: Virgil

Maria: Hey grandpa let’s shake it! I’m having a kid!

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Maria: BAM! Straight out of my elbow.

o_o

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I swear these names are getting less and less normal..

Thimble gained the family trait Nuerotic and rolled Athletic, and likes Songwriter music, Grilled Cheese, and the color Violet.

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Thimble was suffocated aged up immediately.

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Yay! Maria hair! I peeked at what he’ll look like and he’s a close clone to Ulmanac, so I set the genetic blending on high so the next few babies will not meet the same fate -.-

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Snowman montage!

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Ulmanac: He represents how I feel.

You’re so depressing, bro.

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…No, stuffing yourself in the fridge won’t help.

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Maria: Honey, I realized what was wrong with the formula!

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Maria: It needed a bathroom! We get married nao?

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Ulmanac: YESYESYESYESYES!

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Ulmanac: Hehehehehe!

You’re acting like the girl in the relationship >.>

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Adrianne: Ohh—OWW! My uterus cage!

I think she’s only a day away from being elder and is just now having a kid ._. thanks a lot SP.

Ulmanac: ..Yeah, Maria can take care of that.

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Ulmanac: I am going to tame THIS PUPPY!

No pictures were had. Mr. Half-pipe fades when I get too close D:

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Mazda is an elder now.

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Ulmanac: BACHELOR PARTAY~

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Err, strippers came early ._.

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Virgil: RELEASE THE WATERS

Toby: *watches like a creeper*

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Vlad: Bathroom conference! Hear me make a toast!

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Ladies: UGH! That DOOR!

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Vlad: Take this BROHAM!

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Vavony: Heeeeyy watch those fruity beams!

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Vavony: FOR SPARTAAAA!

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Hurry and get the leafs away, Virgil. It’s starting to look like a big pile of crap on our lawn.

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Virgil: THE DEED IS DONE.

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Wedding time!

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Most of the Rolex’s were in attendance.

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Yay :3 And to think I spent so much time on designing a wedding dress that didn’t agree with winter weather.

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Hi crazy wife!

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Maria: Crazy? I’m not crazy. These chompers are anything but crazy.

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Virgil: Let’s hear it FOR MY BLADDER! ROCK IT PEE WEE!

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Oh noooo…

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Ulmanac: OHHH my hands! T.T

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Grimmy couldn’t have found a more awkward place to collect the souls?

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All the pets were sad D:

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Here lies Virgil…accompanied by all these snowmen? AND WHO MADE THE GREEN ONE?!

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Winter is ending—have a Christmas party insert! (…Didn’t fall start at the beginning of the chapter?? Omg..)

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Maria: PLANT Y’ALLS ASSES SO I CAN GET MY PRESENT!!

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It’s very touching to see Vlad and Vavony so *close* :3

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Ulmanac: Oh, sweet!

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Ulmanac: Santa bought me a clock I’ll never use!

Seriously, who still uses these? I haven’t used it since TS2. Granted everyone has never been asleep at the same time. And my game lags too much to speed past morning.

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Maria: You TAINTED it didn’t you!?

…No?

Maria: LIAR.

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Maria: D:

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XD

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Abarth grew up!

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D’aww. He’s a mini Mazda. Too bad I gave him up for adoption

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Tesla aged up as well,

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And Digger #3’s puppy factory closed.

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Yuppp, Thimble is growing already. What a photoless childhood ._.

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I really despise this babysitter. I’d used Master Controller to kill him since he always leaves before I can fire him, but I want to watch him burn instead of just seeing a ‘burned’ gravestone.

Is that evil?

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Thimble rolled ‘Loves the Cold’ to add to Nuerotic and Athletic.

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They created a igloo together! And was promptly woohooed afterwards

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Baby alert!

You have become the toilet.

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Maria: BLURG GOOD LUCK CLEANING UP THIS ONE

/yuck

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This machine has such odd animated expressions.

Ulmanac & Maria: *Hails to friendly alien overlords*

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Ulmanac: It’s the second to top one! That means we’re awesomely not John-doughy!

Maria: To hell to society! 😀

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They also failed at slow dancing.

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Maria: That’s because I’m with ugly shirt!

I THOUGHT I BURNED THE LAST OF YOU

UGH

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Later, a burglar showed up and stole our fancy green gem thing. Stupid me forgot to buy an alarm -.-

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Policeman: Oh hai. Hold my umbrella while I beat ‘yer ass?

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Ulmanac apparently also got a piece of that action.

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Ulmanac: Come back and you LOSE that head to the gate, hear me!?

I love that although the policeman lost the fight, Ulmanac won and we got our gem back 😀

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…Aaand another baby arrives already!

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It’s a girl! Her name starts with S—it’s Siri! She gained the family trait Neurotic and rolled Insane. She likes Country music, Cobbler, and the color Aqua.

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AND SHE’S THE MOST PRECIOUS TODDLER I’VE EVER HAD. It’s probably because of the hair. LOVE HER FOREVER.

That’s all for now 😀 I hope you’re having a happy new year! Woo!

Also, I finished my Write-a-Book story for a local story contest, so have a look at the last picture I finished today :3 (I used the pencil lines when I colored after scanning so that’s why it looks so un-clean)

Remy and Ava Winter

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